Last week RoF featured
Bankside Chambers' arty website and invited readers to enter an exciting competition to caption Roydon Hindle’s profile picture. And caption it they did, in droves. Some runners-up, in no particular order:

Roydon Hindle; a real balls to the wall practitioner.
Make mine a large glass of Cockfighters.
Roydon gets the feeling Morph isn't happy with his bill.
You don't wanna cross swords with a guy like me.
Roydon Hindle was unimpressed when asked if his eye-wateringly expensive sculpture of two grey penises jousting was intended to be a metaphor for the profession.
And the winner:
Bankside Chambers, where dicks meet.
Unfortunately the winner did not provide an email address so the prize, a bag of Walkers Deep Ridged Flame Grilled Steak crisps, has been eaten. Think you can do better? Stick it in the comments below.