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Perfidious Porpoise
Posted - 01 April 2018 14:46
I quite like the idea of (b), but I thought a typical English person when being tripped would apologise to the tripper --or did I read Kate Fox wrong?
Tam
Posted - 01 April 2018 14:50
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shake him awake, scream in his face and then punch him



Chambers
Posted - 01 April 2018 15:23
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He won't remember a thing about it once he wakes up, don't bother.
Keef_
Posted - 01 April 2018 15:24
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Walk down the carriage again armed with precariously balanced hot drinks and a loose shoelace.
emjayjay
Posted - 01 April 2018 15:26
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Hmmmmm... (b) does sound tempting- but leaving him to be the sad little toss that he is while you go on with being awesome without giving him a backward glance is probably the bigger win.
Capt Haddock
Posted - 01 April 2018 15:37
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(a) - Easter spirit.

he is a git and a fuckhead. Not you.
Elfi
Posted - 01 April 2018 16:27
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Tie his shoelaces together
Keef_
Posted - 01 April 2018 17:07
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Os - i wasn’t quite thinking of the cafe seen from Layercake, but each to their own.
Bloody Nora
Posted - 01 April 2018 17:16
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I think you missed your opportunity to deliberately trip over his feet and “accidentally” pour your coke into his lap.
Unwalt
Posted - 01 April 2018 17:51
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Rape his soul
Mr Sugden
Posted - 01 April 2018 18:19
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Was he the type of weasel faced smug little sh1t that would run into someone on his (road) illegal bike, kill them, tweet it wasn’t my fault and smirk all the way thru the hearing right up to the point when sentence was passed?

If yes, then i read somewhere that it is perfectly legit to stab him, provided you bought him a get well soon card within 7 days.

HTH.
trumptonia
Posted - 01 April 2018 18:24
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Kick the little cheeky chappie square in the front bottom.
camenbert
Posted - 01 April 2018 21:59
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It's not millenialism, it's spoiling for a fight... I'd leave it unless you want a fight...
Tam
Posted - 01 April 2018 22:01
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Os you rose above it for precisely 36 minutes
Ash89
Posted - 01 April 2018 22:55
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The guy is a dick regardless of generation. He also sounds drunk or under the influence.

Option B.
3-ducks
Posted - 02 April 2018 17:30
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(c) apologise

Ps: I once did this myself to a toddler on a 'plane. Knocked the little ****er flying. Oops! Heh!
3-ducks
Posted - 02 April 2018 17:43
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Hmmm. Seems a bit passive aggressive.

Either apologise or beat him up. That's the English way.
student05
Posted - 02 April 2018 18:14
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Probably let it slide.

I have seen the alternate approach on a train from St Albans to st Pancras where a chap with loud music was asked by a commuter to turn it down or put his headphones on, said person replied **** off, what are you going to do about it. He was asked again, where the lad responded **** off you old see you next Tuesday. Next thing the old boy punches the kid clean in the face, with a nose bleed and got off at West Hampstead
trumptonia
Posted - 02 April 2018 18:16
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Good work chap

Even better work guy on train to WH
Perfidious Porpoise
Posted - 02 April 2018 18:37
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Were his friends asleep too when you put the note on him?
Misshoolie
Posted - 02 April 2018 21:05
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As if this happened